fun-sms

1---teacher asks his student: boloto babu k boro,tumi na tomaer abbu?
student asks: ami boro
teacher asks: ta kivava ?
student asks :ami akon ar ammor dudu khaina ,kinto abbo khai
2--A baby dog asked to her mother
baby dog said: How is my father ?
mother said :oh baby keep sailence ,dont distrub your father? he is reading this SMS..............
3---A lady comes to repair her umbrella.
maker says : Uporar kapor kulta hoba ar nicha dia rod dokata hoba
lady says : javav essa koro kinto vitora jano pany na doka

4----WIFE : AKTA KHOTA BOLBO MARBA NATO?
HUS: KIJA BOLO NA TOME?
WIFE: AME PRAGRANT
HUSB: ATA TO KUSIR KHOBOR
WOFE:BIAR AGA AKBAR BABA KA BOLASELAM BABTO MARSELO TAE


5---POLICE : KIRA PUBLIC TORA ATO MARLO KANO ?
TOKAE: AMAR KI DOS OR APAR PAER TOLA AMAR PHOTO PORA GASELO.TAE AME BOLLAM APA APNA AKTO APNAR AKPRTA TOLAN AME PHOTO TOLBO

6----YOUR 70% sweet boy
.your 75% lover boy
.your 85% smart boy.
your 90% googd boy
and 100& lucky boy
so your tottaly (70+75+85+90+100)=420
i mens your lovera

VARAITIES-SMS

free press release

1. se
   muskuraa diye....:-)
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   sms kerne main kitna maza aata hai
   lekin dil ghabrata hai
   kyunke balance jata hai
   lekin asal maza tab aaata haiCopyright www.lovelysms.com
   jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab aata hai
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2. 
   karti hai meri bewi subha sham shak muj per,pochti hai muj se ye miss FAKHIRA kon hai?,banwaya jab mein ne apna ID card,poch dala batate kuin nehi ye ab NADRA kon hai???
3. 
   Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".
   Doctor: Is this her first child?
   Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............
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4. Rangeen ho tom rangon se bhi zeada,
   Smaart ho tom sab dosto mne zeada,
   Agar Ayse tom sochty ho to,Copyright www.lovelysms.com
   STUPID ho tom had se zeada
5. 
   HAMARI DOSTI RAYMOND JAISI NAHIN... SINCE 1925 ,
   PEPSI JAISI BHI NAHIN , KE YE DIL MAANGE MORE...
   YE HOGI L.I.C. JAISI ,
   JINDAGI KE SAATH BHI , JINDAGI KE BAAD BHI....
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6. WOH JATE HUA KEYH GAYE HAM SE K AB HAM SRF AAP K KHWAAB HI ME AAYENGE
   KOI KEH DE UN SE K WO WADA TO KAREIN
   HAM HAMESHA K LIYE SOO JAYENGE
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7. Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain,
   Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,
   Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,
   Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas
8. Aye Phool tu muzko bata tu kyu aajtak kilta raha, tune to de sabko khusbu
   tuzko kya milta raha,phool muskurakar bola,abhi tu nadan hai,jivan ke sache pyaar se abhi tu anjan hai,kuch
   dene ke badale kuch lena,ye to ek vyapar hai,to de kar bhi kuch na mange wahi to sacha pyaar hai
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9. Aap agar PAGAL hho tu sms miltay he Reply karo.
   Ager BEWAQOOF ho to Miscal karo. Ager JAHIL ho tu call karo. or Ager Sab kuch ho tu kuch B nahin karna. Mano
   
   sukkiyaan Rotiyaan vaich
   Copoy Akhbar di Raddi Vaich
   Loya Lailan Vaich
   Teen DabbaVaichCopyright www.lovelysms.com
   Addiyaan Aali Juttiyaan Vaich
   Par...
   Maino msg Phaij
10. Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat
    and old friends best to keep
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11. meri ankhien rakh lo mujey kuch khab dey du.
    jis mien tumhari jhalak ho aisi sharab de du
    chalo choro sari batien ek baat maan jao
    meri sari umer ley lo bus ek pal ka saath dey du..
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12. 
    Hamaare Dil ke arman aansuon me beh gaye,
    Hum gali me thay gali me reh gaye,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
    Kambakhat light chali gayi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
    Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye..Copyright www.lovelysms.com
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13. Koi Kar Ke Shararat Tainu Daran Nu Ji Karda,Bhul Ke Dhuk Dard Mera Tainu Hasan Nu Ji Karda,Us Rab Naal
    Nahi Vasta Koi, Mera Ta Tainu Rab Banaun Nu Ji Karda
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14. pani asman ki tarf uthey to bhaap,asman se niche gire to barish,jm k gire to olay,gir k jame to barf,phoolon ki
    patti pe gire to shbnam,phoolon se nikle to arq,jmaa hojai to jheel,ankho se nikle to ansoo,jism se nikle to
    pasina,Hazrat Ismail (A.S)k qadmon se nikle to aab e zam zam,Pyar MUHAMMAD(S.A.W) k unglion se nikle to
    "AAB E KAUSAR"
15. GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,
    After merriage Beautiful doll,
    after one year Nice doll,
    after two years only doll,Copyright www.lovelysms.com
    after three years
    PANADOL.
16. chalo tum aisa kero!
    Chand se thori matti lo
    Phir us se do butt bnao,
    aik tum jesa aik muj jesa,
    Phir kuch ese kero!
    Un buttun ko tor do,
    phir se woh matti goondh lo,
    phir se do butt bnao,
    Tum me kuch kuch main rehjaon,
    Mujh main kuch kuch tum reh jao.
17. Dil se dil tak,
    Jaan se jaan tak,
    Din se raat tak,
    Kal se aaj tak,
    Aap se mujh tak,
    January se december tak,
    Meray SmS publish hone se Tumharay SmS parhnay tak,
    I MISS U
18. Pussy cat Pussy cat, where have you been?'
    'I have been to London to see the Queen'
    'Pussy cat Pussy cat what did you there?'
    'I frightened a little mouse under the chair!'
19. 'Mano Billi, Mano Billi, kithe gai si?'
    'Rani Ji nu milan main vilayat gai si'
    'Ki chan chareya tu othe ja ke?'Copyright www.lovelysms.com
    'Ghar wapis aa gai main chuhe kha ke!'
20. Teri LOVELY EYES Ne
    Mujpe Ek EFFECT Kiya Hai
    Ki Meene Sabko REJECT Karke
    Tujko SELECT Kiya Hai
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21. dil gumsum .........zubaan khamosh...........
    yeh aankhein nam kyu hai..................?????
    jab tujhe kabhi paya hi na tha............
    to aaj tujhe khone ka ghum kyu hai...................??????????/
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22. Bachey k khatney k waqt nai ko mashwarey diye janey lagey.
    Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana.
    Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho.Copyright www.lovelysms.com
    Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji warna Fashion to yeh chal raha hai.
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23. 
    ek din ghalib apne mehboob ki gali mein peshaab karte huay pakre gaye to mehboob se kehne lage "tere ishq
    mein paghal u hay ghalib" "k ansoo bhi nikalta hai rasta badal badal kar
24. Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
    hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
    ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
    kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari
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25. HUM NY 1 TEETAR PAKRA UR PINGRAY MAIN BAND KIA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA.
    PHIR PAKRA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL Copyright www.lovelysms.com
    GUSSA AYA PAKRA KATA auR KAHAYA TO WOH PHIR PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA
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MUSLIM-SMS

1. Nice people are blessed people,ever friendly, always smiling,forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send thisto a nice person.
   I just did.
2. hose 'midnight teas',Those 'bday bumps'... 'Old torn jeans', Those 'late night walks', 'long chats'... 'pinches & slaps'.. 'crushes on pals' & tat fight 4em', 'frying nuts'..making rowses bunking classes,calculating attendance percentage, copying tests and ass.:) gettin kicked out of class.. 'struggle 4marks', 'writin on desks', 'fight wit teachers', 'tears 4love', those B-grade movies... Jst evritin... "Tatz college life" v cal it
   "HEAVEN"
3. The beautiful word is ALLAH,
   Most beautiful song is AZAN,
   Best exercise is NAMAZ,
   World perfect book is QURAN,
   And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN
4. Life is Test,Islam is best, Namaz is must,Aakhrut is for rest,World is only dust, If Quran is in chest,nothing need next, Obey ALLAH first. 1st success wil b next.
5. Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH
   Difficult Moments- SEEK ALLAH
   Quiet Moments - WORSHIP ALLAH
   Painful Moments - TRUST ALLAH
   Moment By Moment - THANK ALLAH
6. I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile, guide u safely, though every mile, grant u wealth, give u health & most of all grant u paradise!
7. The Shortest Distance between a Problem and it's Solution is the Distance between your Knees and the Floor. The one who Kneels to Allah (Ta'ala) can Stand Up to Anything.
8. Verily, Allah does not look towards your bodies nor towards your appearances. But, he looks towards your hearts. (Muslim)
9. Allahs blessings are a treasure so true that their value cannot be measured and one of Allahs blessings is you!
10. Watch your Thoughts, they become Words! Watch your Words, they become Actions! Watch your Actions, they become Habits! Watch your Habits, they become Character! Watch your CHARACTER! ..It becomes your DESTINY!!!
11. And whenever you give your word, say the truth [surah al-An’am; 6:152]
    

FUN-SMS

1. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
2. u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.
3. May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu
4. I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.
5. It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone
6. Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!
7. What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much
8. If you see some one without a smile,give him one of yours ,because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
9. 9 lessons in life:
   Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!
10. If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms...
11. sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it's freedom. &sum say it's money... but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!
12. I have a new kodak camera
    ur snap please...
    don't move
    steady
    smile :)
    ready
    click
    ohh ho
    those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!
13. to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon..to see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,
14. alk 2 me wen I’m Bored, B with me wen i’m Sad, Hug me wen i Cry, Care 4 me wen i’m Sick, Don’t ever cry 4 me wen I die! Just treasure me wen I’m ALIVE.
15. Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!
16. It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1's with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u
17. SMILE:
    S: Sets u free,
    M: Makes u special,
    I: Increases ur face value,
    L: Lifts up ur spirits,
    E: Erases all ur tensions,
18. 7 Glances= 1 Smile
    7 smiles =1 meeting
    7meetings= 1 kiss
    7 kisses= 1 proposal
    7 Proposals=1 marriage
    and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems
19. When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life!
20. Only the open heart receives
    LOVE
    Only the open mind receives
    WISDOM
    Only the open hand receives
    GIFTS
    and...
    Only the CUTE 1's receive
    MESSAGES From ME!

SEXY-SMS

1. Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and you’ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
2. Come here, take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!
3. Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
   my lovely pyjamas
4. A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
5. Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !
6. I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
7. He came at night,
   explored my body,
   got on top of me,
   touched me,
   he bit, sucked, swalowd,
   when he was satisfyed,
   he left,
   i was hurt,
   BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
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   Very good!
   Intelligent Ho!
   Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
9. oT TnAW T2UL I
   +THpinboop YA2
   !..2mA3rb T33w2
   ! .. niH)A2 2'rU
   Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
   Bye!
10. 1 for ALLAH
    1 for ABBOO
    1 for AMMEE
    Oh wat about u dear?
    Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    bcoz
    You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!By

11. What is the height of Flirting?
    When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN". By Amit
    
    BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY};-pasha
    
    !@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?"}::_+|+_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diy
12. his is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it remzozo
    
    It's better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life
13. A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes and it became swollen. His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is. Baboshisto
    
    If i was a dog
    If i was a dog
    and u are a flower
    I would raise my leg
    and give u a shower
    neema t
    
    darling
    ru know full fom of DARLING ?
    D = dear
    A = always
    R = remembar
    L = love
    I = is
    N = not
    G = game