1---teacher asks his student: boloto babu k boro,tumi na tomaer abbu?
student asks: ami boro
teacher asks: ta kivava ?
student asks :ami akon ar ammor dudu khaina ,kinto abbo khai
2--A baby dog asked to her mother
baby dog said: How is my father ?
mother said :oh baby keep sailence ,dont distrub your father? he is reading this SMS..............
3---A lady comes to repair her umbrella.
maker says : Uporar kapor kulta hoba ar nicha dia rod dokata hoba
lady says : javav essa koro kinto vitora jano pany na doka
4----WIFE : AKTA KHOTA BOLBO MARBA NATO?
HUS: KIJA BOLO NA TOME?
WIFE: AME PRAGRANT
HUSB: ATA TO KUSIR KHOBOR
WOFE:BIAR AGA AKBAR BABA KA BOLASELAM BABTO MARSELO TAE
5---POLICE : KIRA PUBLIC TORA ATO MARLO KANO ?
TOKAE: AMAR KI DOS OR APAR PAER TOLA AMAR PHOTO PORA GASELO.TAE AME BOLLAM APA APNA AKTO APNAR AKPRTA TOLAN AME PHOTO TOLBO
6----YOUR 70% sweet boy
.your 75% lover boy
.your 85% smart boy.
your 90% googd boy
and 100& lucky boy
so your tottaly (70+75+85+90+100)=420
i mens your lovera
