VARAITIES-SMS

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1. se
   muskuraa diye....:-)
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   sms kerne main kitna maza aata hai
   lekin dil ghabrata hai
   kyunke balance jata hai
   lekin asal maza tab aaata haiCopyright www.lovelysms.com
   jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab aata hai
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2. 
   karti hai meri bewi subha sham shak muj per,pochti hai muj se ye miss FAKHIRA kon hai?,banwaya jab mein ne apna ID card,poch dala batate kuin nehi ye ab NADRA kon hai???
3. 
   Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".
   Doctor: Is this her first child?
   Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............
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4. Rangeen ho tom rangon se bhi zeada,
   Smaart ho tom sab dosto mne zeada,
   Agar Ayse tom sochty ho to,Copyright www.lovelysms.com
   STUPID ho tom had se zeada
5. 
   HAMARI DOSTI RAYMOND JAISI NAHIN... SINCE 1925 ,
   PEPSI JAISI BHI NAHIN , KE YE DIL MAANGE MORE...
   YE HOGI L.I.C. JAISI ,
   JINDAGI KE SAATH BHI , JINDAGI KE BAAD BHI....
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6. WOH JATE HUA KEYH GAYE HAM SE K AB HAM SRF AAP K KHWAAB HI ME AAYENGE
   KOI KEH DE UN SE K WO WADA TO KAREIN
   HAM HAMESHA K LIYE SOO JAYENGE
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7. Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain,
   Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,
   Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,
   Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas
8. Aye Phool tu muzko bata tu kyu aajtak kilta raha, tune to de sabko khusbu
   tuzko kya milta raha,phool muskurakar bola,abhi tu nadan hai,jivan ke sache pyaar se abhi tu anjan hai,kuch
   dene ke badale kuch lena,ye to ek vyapar hai,to de kar bhi kuch na mange wahi to sacha pyaar hai
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9. Aap agar PAGAL hho tu sms miltay he Reply karo.
   Ager BEWAQOOF ho to Miscal karo. Ager JAHIL ho tu call karo. or Ager Sab kuch ho tu kuch B nahin karna. Mano
   
   sukkiyaan Rotiyaan vaich
   Copoy Akhbar di Raddi Vaich
   Loya Lailan Vaich
   Teen DabbaVaichCopyright www.lovelysms.com
   Addiyaan Aali Juttiyaan Vaich
   Par...
   Maino msg Phaij
10. Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat
    and old friends best to keep
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11. meri ankhien rakh lo mujey kuch khab dey du.
    jis mien tumhari jhalak ho aisi sharab de du
    chalo choro sari batien ek baat maan jao
    meri sari umer ley lo bus ek pal ka saath dey du..
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12. 
    Hamaare Dil ke arman aansuon me beh gaye,
    Hum gali me thay gali me reh gaye,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
    Kambakhat light chali gayi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
    Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye..Copyright www.lovelysms.com
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13. Koi Kar Ke Shararat Tainu Daran Nu Ji Karda,Bhul Ke Dhuk Dard Mera Tainu Hasan Nu Ji Karda,Us Rab Naal
    Nahi Vasta Koi, Mera Ta Tainu Rab Banaun Nu Ji Karda
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14. pani asman ki tarf uthey to bhaap,asman se niche gire to barish,jm k gire to olay,gir k jame to barf,phoolon ki
    patti pe gire to shbnam,phoolon se nikle to arq,jmaa hojai to jheel,ankho se nikle to ansoo,jism se nikle to
    pasina,Hazrat Ismail (A.S)k qadmon se nikle to aab e zam zam,Pyar MUHAMMAD(S.A.W) k unglion se nikle to
    "AAB E KAUSAR"
15. GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,
    After merriage Beautiful doll,
    after one year Nice doll,
    after two years only doll,Copyright www.lovelysms.com
    after three years
    PANADOL.
16. chalo tum aisa kero!
    Chand se thori matti lo
    Phir us se do butt bnao,
    aik tum jesa aik muj jesa,
    Phir kuch ese kero!
    Un buttun ko tor do,
    phir se woh matti goondh lo,
    phir se do butt bnao,
    Tum me kuch kuch main rehjaon,
    Mujh main kuch kuch tum reh jao.
17. Dil se dil tak,
    Jaan se jaan tak,
    Din se raat tak,
    Kal se aaj tak,
    Aap se mujh tak,
    January se december tak,
    Meray SmS publish hone se Tumharay SmS parhnay tak,
    I MISS U
18. Pussy cat Pussy cat, where have you been?'
    'I have been to London to see the Queen'
    'Pussy cat Pussy cat what did you there?'
    'I frightened a little mouse under the chair!'
19. 'Mano Billi, Mano Billi, kithe gai si?'
    'Rani Ji nu milan main vilayat gai si'
    'Ki chan chareya tu othe ja ke?'Copyright www.lovelysms.com
    'Ghar wapis aa gai main chuhe kha ke!'
20. Teri LOVELY EYES Ne
    Mujpe Ek EFFECT Kiya Hai
    Ki Meene Sabko REJECT Karke
    Tujko SELECT Kiya Hai
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21. dil gumsum .........zubaan khamosh...........
    yeh aankhein nam kyu hai..................?????
    jab tujhe kabhi paya hi na tha............
    to aaj tujhe khone ka ghum kyu hai...................??????????/
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22. Bachey k khatney k waqt nai ko mashwarey diye janey lagey.
    Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana.
    Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho.Copyright www.lovelysms.com
    Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji warna Fashion to yeh chal raha hai.
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23. 
    ek din ghalib apne mehboob ki gali mein peshaab karte huay pakre gaye to mehboob se kehne lage "tere ishq
    mein paghal u hay ghalib" "k ansoo bhi nikalta hai rasta badal badal kar
24. Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
    hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
    ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
    kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari
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25. HUM NY 1 TEETAR PAKRA UR PINGRAY MAIN BAND KIA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA.
    PHIR PAKRA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL Copyright www.lovelysms.com
    GUSSA AYA PAKRA KATA auR KAHAYA TO WOH PHIR PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA
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